Shane's letter from "God"...

I'm sure I'm going to Hell for this but here it goes... Anyone of you guys married to someone who asks for something before they even bother to look for it and when they DO look for it they don't bother to move anything? Yeah, me too. So today when my husband was looking for the lid to the tea pitcher (and of course didn't find it) I decided to write him a little note :)

It says...
"Shane, You'll never believe what happened! I was looking for the tea lid and as I was cleaning your mess on the counter, I lifted a paper bag and the entire kitchen started to glow. There was a faint mist and then I heard a booming voice. It said, "Here is your tea lid!" I looked around and everything was made of Gold! I was light as a feather and every pain in my body was gone! Before I knew it the glow subsided and everything was back to normal. I looked on the counter where the bag once laid and there was the tea lid with a note on it. I'm sure I ruined it's value by writing on it though..."

Note: In the bottom right hand corner there was an arrow telling you to turn the page over but I cropped it out of the picture :(

When you turned it over...

"It was here the whole time dipshit.  -God"

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