Road Names

The other day I was online looking at something. I don't know what got me started on this. But I was looking at road names around where I live. It was very entertaining. Here are a few of what I found. It's interesting.

Little Man Lane
Rocky Road
Porkys Place
McIntosh Lane
Deephole Lane
Drive in Lane
Raise The Roof Way... yes you read that right. And no, I'm not joking.
Jacksonville Road... Represent! Haha, jk.
Taneisha Lane... nice.
Flannel Way

and then these were interesting because they make Shanes whole name
Shane Lane, Micheal Lane, and Metts Lane. Lol
(Update: I later found out that Shane's Great Grandfather actually owned all that land but lost it all in poker games. Lmao. Sucks to be him!)

Hootie Court
Full House Lane
Church of God Lane

and then I thought these were pretty funny...
Nascar Lane
Walkamile Place
Goodwrench Lane
Ostrich Run Road
Martinifield Lane
Yellow Brick Road
Pork Chop Lane
Cut Through Road... which was actually named appropriately bc that's what it did.

Then these are all in the same neighborhood:
Little Debbie Road
Jelly Rolls Road
Forever Ford Lane
Hod Rod Lane
Taurus Lane
Monty Lane (as in Monty Carlo)
and they are all on Hard Pinch Road.

These were all kinda random...
Kodak Lane
Three Girls Lane
St Elmo Lane
School Bus Drive
Mc Donald Drive
Hicks Lane... no joke.
Semper Fi Drive
Ladies Secret Lane
Come About Way
Crooked Stick Lane

There is a Clyde Moultrie Dangerfield Hwy right off of Rifle Range Road.
Dupont Way
Cypress Gardens Road
Dog Pound Road
Intimidator Ln
Last Chance Trl
Tomato Ln... like it said. It gets interesting.

I'm sitting here at work. Its 7:06 right now. I'm stuck here til 2am and every other hour I've got to get on this little propane powered cart and drive thru all the rain and muck and dirt and tons of sawdust to get to keys that I have to stick in this box and turn it so they know I've made my rounds. And the cart has no roof. So when you go to sit back down your ass is all wet. It's gross and you feel like shit. But it's a job and this coming check will be nice. I'm off until Wednesday after this shift. When I come back I got a 12 hour shift... But after I work Wednesday, Thursday, and Friday then I'm gunna be on my way to Jacksonville again. Woo! I do feel bad for leaving this job tho. They've been out of work since May. And I started here in September. So they weren't so over worked once I got here. But now that I'm leaving it's going to make their holiday schedule a mess. I'm glad I don't have to work Christmas, but I do feel bad because it's going to make it harder on them. But it's all part of the job I guess. Well it's 8:27 now. I'm gunna go work on my Variety Puzzle book til Fletcher gets here. But I might be back. But then again by then I'll have net I think so I might not. I guess you'll find out if there's more to read after this. Haha. Later.

Well, it's now day 2. I got off work at 2am this morning. Went to bed, woke up, did some shit, and here I am. I was talking to Ray about some stuff on aim this morning and it's some things that I forgot to mention in my other blogs and then some that happened today. Anyways, I'll just paste what I said to him in here and give you a description when I feel like you might need one. Haha.

“Lol. I'm on the phone with my dad and hes so computer illiterate. hes trying to look up something and hes like... they didn't put a "Y" on the keyboard.”

“He's like idk how to get rid of the 'A'... how do I get it off. I tell him. Then hes like.. oh shit. it all went away. Now I got a bunch of minus signs.

Then after all the trouble of finding the keys and typing this dudes name in 3 times and finally realizing how to close down the picture with the little “x” in the corner, hes like 'All hell. I forgot to go to youtube first.”

He came to a point here he needed to download flash player and after I settled his worries about him not being charged for it he goes, 'Oh shit. now i need a password.' He read the user name, 'Venus Woods,' then thought about a password, '...what about dick head?' lol

Finally he's like 'Fuck this, it was easier yesterday.' Then he goes, 'they got a little pointing finger. i think hes shooting me the bird.' Lol. And he's so serious about all of it. Haha.

I was going to show him how to do alt+f4 while he was trying to close down the picture and i asked him if he sees the alt key and hes like hes like 'yeah, i hit it but it didn't do shit.'

You talk to him about fishing or pipe fitting or old fashioned anything and he's a wiz. Speak in terms of technology and thats like a whole new form of illiterate. Its amazing.

I got a headache from all that laughing. Lol. I haven't laughed like that since I was on the phone with the pizza lady and told her i wanted everything but pepperoni and you know what she comes back with?

"Pepperoni? What's pepperoni?" No lie.

I was trying to play DDR and order it at the same time... wow. After that I couldn't do anything but cry, I was laughing so hard.

It took everything not to laugh on the phone and even that failed miserably

Oh and you know what? I went shopping 2 hours before I left for work yesterday... and some of what we had was a 12 pack of rootbeer, 6 pack of yoohoo, 2 snack things (12 pack little debbie things) frozen honey barbque chicken.. and some other stuff

And I'm talking about that Tyson chicken. The bags of it.

But when I got up this morning and went for some food. There was only 2 rootbeers left, 1 yoohoo, NO snacks AT ALL and a small piece of chicken.

And the only reason we still have a 2 liter of creme soda left is bc he refers to the process of finding a cup 'work.'

Even tho I'm dating a pig... I still love him :)